Saturday, September 5, 2015

Why Buy Male Erotica When You Can Do It Yourself?



It's all about ideas, baby. Sure you can do it yourself, but pretty soon you run out of fresh innovative designs...Wait that's about fashion or hair. Reading erotica is an idea generator. Basically a nut is just that, a nut. It satisfies an urge just like eating fast food satisfies a moment of hunger. I don't know about you, but I find very little ambience and sensory satisfaction in most fast food restaurants. Although they are trying to step up the game with aquariums and flat screen TV's. But basically they are about satisfying a nut...I mean hunger pangs.
So what's happens in your bedroom after ten years with the same old Joe, or tens years with a different Joe every weekend? Boring. There are no more penis surprises. You've seen that one since forever or you've seen every shape and size imaginable. You've run out of positions to try. You've watched so much porn, until you'd rather watch something different like Let's Make A Deal. But you're not dead yet and you hear that new young couple who just moved in next door going after each other like a pair of wildebeest. But where do you go for fresh ideas? The library? Really the poor librarian  hasn't seen anyone naked below the waist since her trip to Rome and she spent ten minutes ogling Michaelangelo's David until someone told her to keep the line moving. Your Bookstore? B&N has maybe three books on gay sex. All of Halfprice Books' offerings were written before the 80's. So what to do? Ahh go online! Online is where it's happening in the world of gay sex and your quest for new and fresh ideas. You can read in the privacy of your own kindle or iPad right next to that nun on the bus or subway. Reading brings the action eyeball close and if it's eyeball close then it's closer to the biggest sex organ in your body...THE BRAIN! Yes the brain is what needs stimulating. The best brain massage is reading. While you're stroking, I mean reading on your device, you can stop, pause, and rewind without even pushing a button (Maybe hit the back button to go back to that sentence, "The gritty concrete hurt his knees, but the rough hand on the back of his neck..."
So what are you waiting for? An eReader is probably cheaper than a reentry and is going to last a lot longer. Your cock, um brain will thank you. Hit the button and go get some stimulation right now.

AC

BOOKS
A Foursome
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Dorm Daddy At The Doctor's Office (free)
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Dorm Daddy
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Roommates Spicy Gay Reads
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